Ron Swanson Would I Get Married Again Yes of Course Whats the Point of Living
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Leslie Knope : I knew that y'all had ii ex-wives named Tammy. And then I was hoping that in that location was one that you lot got along with.
Ron Swanson : No. I hate them both.
[to camera]
Ron Swanson : On my death bed, my final wish is to take my ex-wives rushed to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to become to Hell one last time. Would I get married once again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in beloved, what'due south the point of living?
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Ron Swanson : To exes.
[Raises glass in toast]
Ron Swanson : May they always stay that style.
[Contemplates glass]
Ron Swanson : Tammy is a hateful person.
Leslie Knope : Come on, Ron. You tin do meliorate than that.
Ron Swanson : She's a grade-A bitch.
Leslie Knope : There y'all go.
Ron Swanson : Every time she laughs, an affections dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her nativity was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst affair about her?
Leslie Knope : She works for the library.
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Leslie Knope : Does she have whatsoever weaknesses?
Ron Swanson : No.
Leslie Knope : What exercise you mean, "no"? Everybody has a weakness.
Ron Swanson : Not machines. I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come up back and destroy all happiness.
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Leslie Knope : I want it to be a perfect park with a state-of-the-art swing set up and basketball courts, and off to the side a lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play.
Tammy Swanson : Wow. If I'd had a park like that when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.
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